Sunday, August 23, 2009

Becoming...

This is the typical me inside the office. There's the phone that constantly rings asking for my Boss, not Miranda Priestly but her name should be pronounced with a little american black accent. My ancient PC that stops every now and then when im using Word application alone and takes forever to even view my facebook account. The rest is my army of stapler, fastener, pens, highlighter, puncher and tons of paper of all sorts.
Being an assistant taught me alot of things so I came up with the
ASSISTANT FACTS:
1. Theres still business in FASTENER production.
2. Puncher is essential for assistant position.
3. This position is an extended BPO career, "____, ____ Office. She's unavailable, can I take a message?"
4. Some assistants don't make coffee for their boss, including me.
5. Assistants carrying bags of merchandise and suits in hangers are so TRUE.
6. In parties, your Boss gets acknowlegement, assistants don't (just like Betty Suarez)
4. Bosses get gifts, assistant gets the unwanted stuffs. (which I like just like the Marc Jacobs bag Andy Sachs got from Miranda)
5. Assistants get invited to parties, dinners and other events.
6. Being an assistant is a hell of a job.

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